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Sep 27, 2013
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Even though you disagree with someone else’s opinion, and yours is simply another opinion, you present yourself aggressively. This shows others that you know what you’re on about, and that your opinion should be the only opinion.
Occassionally embed “fucking” into your opinion.
Start with stock phrases such as “Can you not…” or “Are you fucking kidding me?” or “This is not okay”. These phrases may be so cliché that they bear little significance, but use it anyway to indicate to others that you have been on Tumblr long enough.
State opinion as fact
Overreact to even a lighthearted joke or phrases. Target individuals that persistently use “guys”, and let them know that some people may have gender issues and would prefer you to use a different term that is not exclusive to one gender.
If a person who falls in the minority you’re defending says that they are not at all offended, go with it anyway. That person’s post must surely be hurting someone, right?
If someone calls you out for being harsh or wrong, do not reply. Even if you agree with their opinion and your social-justice-blogging had gone a bit too far, do not step down. Instead, ignore it as if it never happened. You need to show people that your opinion is the only opinion.
You may think that cis heterosexual white people can lead terrible lives as well, but your sympathy will never be able to stretch as far as if those people were of a different minority.
Your job is to bring peace to the world by being aggressive.
Here is an example:
"Are you fucking kidding me? Calling a threesome where two black people sandwich a white person an "Oreo" is not okay. You have no fucking right to judge them by their skin. Those people are probably distraught. Have you ever considered what they think? Do you think that they’d enjoy this? Do you fucking know how hard it is for people to accept say yes to a threesome? These people probably don’t ever want one again, and it’s all thanks to half the world making fun of their skin. What is this, the 18th Century? Are we not allowed to have interracial couples anymore?
And what about having a Pakistani person in the middle? What would you call that? Or two Native Americans sandwiching them? Notice how I don’t fucking say “guys” because THEY HAVEN’T STATED THAT THEY ARE COMFORTABLE BEING CALLED GUYS. Nonetheless, by calling it an Oreo, all these other races probably feel excluded and they probably don’t want to engage in a threesome either. Well fucking done user NormalGuy225”
  • Even though you disagree with someone else’s opinion, and yours is simply another opinion, you present yourself aggressively. This shows others that you know what you’re on about, and that your opinion should be the only opinion.
  • Occassionally embed “fucking” into your opinion.
  • Start with stock phrases such as “Can you not…” or “Are you fucking kidding me?” or “This is not okay”. These phrases may be so cliché that they bear little significance, but use it anyway to indicate to others that you have been on Tumblr long enough.
  • State opinion as fact
  • Overreact to even a lighthearted joke or phrases. Target individuals that persistently use “guys”, and let them know that some people may have gender issues and would prefer you to use a different term that is not exclusive to one gender.
  • If a person who falls in the minority you’re defending says that they are not at all offended, go with it anyway. That person’s post must surely be hurting someone, right?
  • If someone calls you out for being harsh or wrong, do not reply. Even if you agree with their opinion and your social-justice-blogging had gone a bit too far, do not step down. Instead, ignore it as if it never happened. You need to show people that your opinion is the only opinion.
  • You may think that cis heterosexual white people can lead terrible lives as well, but your sympathy will never be able to stretch as far as if those people were of a different minority.
  • Your job is to bring peace to the world by being aggressive.

Here is an example:

"Are you fucking kidding me? Calling a threesome where two black people sandwich a white person an "Oreo" is not okay. You have no fucking right to judge them by their skin. Those people are probably distraught. Have you ever considered what they think? Do you think that they’d enjoy this? Do you fucking know how hard it is for people to accept say yes to a threesome? These people probably don’t ever want one again, and it’s all thanks to half the world making fun of their skin. What is this, the 18th Century? Are we not allowed to have interracial couples anymore?

And what about having a Pakistani person in the middle? What would you call that? Or two Native Americans sandwiching them? Notice how I don’t fucking say “guys” because THEY HAVEN’T STATED THAT THEY ARE COMFORTABLE BEING CALLED GUYS. Nonetheless, by calling it an Oreo, all these other races probably feel excluded and they probably don’t want to engage in a threesome either. Well fucking done user NormalGuy225”

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