person: have you ever ran a marathon
person: which one
me: a movie one
you know you’re a fucking nerd when you’re drooling over IBM mainframe specs at 11 in the evening
5.5-6ghz chips and up to 120 of them, 3tb ram okay i want one please and someone to pay the power bill
edit: comp would be faster than the internet, lulz
What the ever living fuck would you need 3 tb of ram for
Probably hosting the universe
Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?
So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind.
NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT
Dat some deep shit