I'm not actually here


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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:57 pm
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tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

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Apr 23, 2014
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kbrand5333:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Oh, shit.

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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:54 pm
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montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"
"SHORYUKEN"

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"

"SHORYUKEN"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mamaarachne)


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Apr 23, 2014
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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:52 pm
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zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

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Apr 23, 2014
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lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via glitchedbucky)


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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:50 pm
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via stereolimit)


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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:49 pm
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thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed

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Apr 23, 2014
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ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame
Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.
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Edit: So, being the Tumblr noob I am, I thought putting in the image using its URL would mean it was linked to that URL, thus crediting the original maker/where I found it. However, it hasn’t done that, so here’s a link to the blog by Tom Pride where I found this gem.

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame

Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

———

Edit: So, being the Tumblr noob I am, I thought putting in the image using its URL would mean it was linked to that URL, thus crediting the original maker/where I found it. However, it hasn’t done that, so here’s a link to the blog by Tom Pride where I found this gem.

(via thetomska)


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Apr 23, 2014
@ 12:45 pm
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(Source: 4utom4t1c, via tomgrant95)