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Sep 17, 2014
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timothydelaghetto:

HAHAHAHAHAH

timothydelaghetto:

HAHAHAHAHAH

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Sep 17, 2014
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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

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Sep 17, 2014
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stufffedanimals:

JIM THE SNAIL SAID IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

stufffedanimals:

JIM THE SNAIL SAID IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

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Sep 17, 2014
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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

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Sep 17, 2014
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sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

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Sep 16, 2014
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Sep 16, 2014
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poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

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Sep 16, 2014
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anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

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Sep 16, 2014
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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

THANK YOU 

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Sep 16, 2014
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britteryikes:

"How fat bitches laugh"

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