yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame
Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.
Edit: So, being the Tumblr noob I am, I thought putting in the image using its URL would mean it was linked to that URL, thus crediting the original maker/where I found it. However, it hasn’t done that, so here’s a link to the blog by Tom Pride where I found this gem.